This is my dog house. I don't like it and I never go in it but here it is.
This is where I like to sit when I have to be out there.... on the furniture. Wouldn't you like to sit on a cushy people chair instead of in a DOG house?
This is the magic light that comes on when I go outside at night to go poddy. My Mom and Dad made it new last week. The old magic one wasn't so magic anymore after the evil man squirted my house with the hose.
This is Pot Man. He just always stands there like this. You can also see my fence and the net my Mom and Dad put up to keep Hershey in when he came to vist when he was a tiny puppy. They keep it up in case they ever find me a baby brother or sister.
This is the window I scratch at when I want to come inside. Mom ... can I PLEASE come in now?