This is me trying to kill him.
NO, I AM NOT POSING FOR YOU TO TAKE MY PICTURE WITH IT MOM! I haven't killed it just yet. I'll keep you posted.
Mothers! .... I think I am going to feed her to the polar bears.
I am a 5 year old black and tan long haired dachshund. I like to keep my Mom company wherever she goes, bark at people who walk past my house, go on short slow sniffy walks and ...visit my best friend Hershey, who now lives far away.