Today was a Saturday
and I stayed home with Dad
Mother shopped for furniture
to replace the stuff we have.
She wants to have a special dinner
on that day you fix a turkey.
She needs to seat all the family
and what we have just doesn't worky.
Worky is not a real word
but it works in my rhyme
I hope you can overlook it
just this one time.
New dining room furniture
seems to me like a bore
just to have a place to eat
why can't they just eat on the floor?
Dogs don't require chairs and tables
when we eat our dinner.
People should be more like dogs
and their life would be much simpler.