Oh where oh where is my Mother dear,While I'm in the evil kitchen here?
I bet she's at the office now,
She took me there once ... somehow.
A nice man gave me some treats
and everyone there was really sweet.
There's a new dog bed there just for me
and I got to tinkle on a tree.
But here I am in the kitchen now,
How is this fair ... I ask you .... how?