Wednesday, July 25, 2007

I killed a bird ...... by Hershey



guest blog by Hershey .....

i killed a bird! i killed a bird! i killed a bird! .................. at least i THINK i killed a bird! i'm not sure.....

you see, i am here at copper's house and i pooped in the sewing room .. i couldn't help it, it just came out .... and i had to hear 'no hershey, bad dog .... poopies go OUTSIDE' and then go outside for a few minutes, even though i didn't need to go anymore. when copper's mom let me back inside she found a dead bird on the porch! it was red and brown and it was dead. i may be a bird dog and i don't even know it! i thought i was a dachshund! yikes! copper didn't do it because he was inside. copper's mom had seen the bird 5 minutes earlier when she let us both out the first time. i didn't need to poop then!

he ......or maybe it was a she ... i don't know?! ...... was flying and hopping around outside the white fence. but the next time she saw it, it was DEAD? dogfriends and girl girl, do you think I killed it? I am a big chicken and copper's mom finds it hard to believe i killed it. it wasn't a chicken by the way ... chickens would definately scare me. but this bird was cute and innocent and now it is DEAD. do you think i killed it? i can't remember, maybe i have AMNESIA? will i kill again? have i been hanging out with nixon too much? he never goes outside to kill birds but i think he dreams about it when he looks out the window. i am sorry mr bird. so sorry.......

love, hershey

ps copper's mom was too sad to take a picture of it so here is a picture of lots of pretty birds. it definately wasn't the blue one. if i killed it and i am so sorry ..............







13 comments:

JustMeCopper said...

shame on you Hershey.

Mona,Jacks & Toby too!! said...

Cooper,

You need to give Herhsey a hug and tell him not to worry. We don't think he killed any silly old birdie. It might have had a heat stroke or something like that. All us dachsies bring our kill to our pack leader--the Mommy--and if he didn't do that he ain't quilty.

Besides birdies are to fast for us.

Lorenza said...

Ooops! If Hershey did it I am sure it wasn't on purpose!! But maybe it wasn't him and someone is trying to incriminate him!!
Have a good night
Lorenza

Pacco de Mongrel said...

hahaha....gotta said hershey is a great hunter...

Hana said...

Hershey, I don't think you killed Mr. Bird. I think maybe he was dead already and you picked it up to show Copper's Mom because you wanted to divert the attention from your poopie incident to the bird. Either way though... looks like you're in trouble.

Hana said...

Copper, did you know you passed your Blogiversary? It was one year ago last week you started blogging on Blogger! My blogiversary is coming up in August!

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Hershey,
Was the bird's head still around? Was it was it? Gee, maybe it was your EVIL twin who took over you. That happens to be sometimes. OH wait, now I know why Mom doesn't allow me to chase those birdies...

Roxie, Sammy and Andy said...

These things happen when birds invade our territory. But, maybe, the bird was so afraid of you, it died without you touching it. To a bird, you look very ferocious!! Unless it was a very stupid bird, you might have trouble catching one. So we think you should be exonerated.

Tansy said...

My Dogness, Hershey! But, I believe you did not kill the bird. You just got it. Perhaps for Copper's Mom to Properly Take Care Of? I know once my Flockmate Renzo killed a squirrel, and I carried it afterwards. We Dogs just do that some times.

Woofs,
Tansy

Zach said...

Oh come on, everyone .. we are DOGS .. great predators .. trained hunters ... if we see a bird we chase it!! Kill it! Run away from it? Never! Hershey .. you are just one of a great line of daschie hunters .. never fear .. Hershey is here! OOOH RA!

Reina said...

Oh dear hershey...

You shall repeat after me:

"Thou shall not kill again"

Lady Kaos said...

hey Hershey!
My dacshund sister killed 3 birds and a squirel last summer and she's a HUGE chicken. The birds learned fast this summer that as soon as they see Sasha in the yard they better RUN! or I guess FLY!
Kaos

Bailey said...

Yeah, me and Skip poop in mom's office when she goes outside and doesn't take us. It is our way of showing anger, jealousy, and resentment. (Hey, I read Freud between naps sometimes.) Doxies have issues, and we have to express ourselves somehow. Sometimes, Skip just eats stuff when he gets ticked off. See ya!

Bailey