It's time, it's time.
Time for another rhyme.
Time for a rhyme about crummy.
Yes, I said crummy .... my Crummy Mummy.
She packed up a suitcase
and left me and Dad in this boring place.
We fended for ourselves,
and ate stuff off the shelves.
While she went on a business trip,
her very first EVER business trip.
To a HOTEL miles away
and up towards Hershey's way!
She met up with Hershey's baby,
who is becoming such a Cute Little Lady.
She rocks on her hands and knees
and sucks her thumb if you please.
Hershey was not there because he couldn't come either.
It was so not fair, not him, not me ... neither.
We stayed home while they had fun.
I've had it with my Mum.
Would any dog like a new Mother?
Wouldn't you like another?
With my Mom I am perturbed,
so therfore, I'm not speaking to her.